Willy Loman contemplates Twittercide.
Now, now, Happy, just calm down, pal. I know you’re a big shot with your account out on the West Coast— lotta’ followers out on the West Coast— but don’t think your old man won’t block ya’. And it ain’t true what they say, Biff, because sometimes it can be too late to rebuild a following. See, it’s not about money, or power, or telling a good story with this Twitter business—and Twitter business is definitely business— it’s about being well liked. It’s about being a man of few words. It’s about getting those favorites, those mentions, those retweets. You never understood, Biff, because you just don’t have what it takes, ya’ lazy bum. You don’t have the puns in you, not like your Old Man and the Tweets, who Earnedhis Trendingway.